Thursday, February 3, 2011

Sadie Hawkins Dance


I decided to take one of my favorite songs and turn it into prose.

“He’s so cute!”
“I know.  I think I’m going to ask him to the dance on Friday.”
“Not if I ask him first.”
The giggles left the bathroom as I walked by warming my ears.  I knew they were talking about me.  I looked around to make sure that nobody was around and began playing air guitar was I made my way to class.

I love the Sadie Hawkins Dance!

My next class was English and I had to give a speech.  I spent a couple of hours the night before finding the right joke to start off.  To say that it went over well is an understatement.  Man, I had the whole class laughing.  I was basking in so much light I could have been in a tanning bed.

This was going to be a great day.

After class was lunch.  I got my food and looked around for a place to seat.  There was an open one next to the cheerleaders that I heard in the bathroom earlier.  I decided to go ahead and give them the opportunity to fight over me and sat down.
“Hello ladies.”
There was tap on my shoulder.  I looked up and saw the quarterback of our football team glaring at me.
“Are you looking for a beat down punk?” he asked me.
“I think that’s one thing I won’t be needing,” I said and immediately jumped out of the seat and took off running down the hall outside the cafeteria.  Smart?  Maybe.  Cunning? Oh yes.  I turned around to make sure I’d lost him.  As I turned my head back around I ran smack into someone.  We both toppled onto the ground.  I looked up to see who had gotten in my way and to both my pleasure and embarrassment, it was a girl.  And she was stunning.

Maybe this day wasn’t going to work out after all.

“You’re a smooth talker,” she said.
“Uh…thanks…sorry I ran into you.”
“Come with me to the dance on Friday.”
“Uh…ok!”
“What are you going to wear?”
“My khakis probably.  And maybe a sweater.  Do you like sweaters?”